Just My Face Crewneck

Just My Face Crewneck

Because beauty is pain… and smiling is optional.

For anyone who knows resting bitch face isn’t a flaw — it’s anti-aging. This crewneck is your cozy clap back to being told to “lighten up” or “look friendlier.” No thanks.

Soft, snarky, and scientifically* correct (*according to us), it delivers the perfect blend of comfort and unapologetic attitude.

Why You’ll Love It

• Soft, snuggly cotton blend (50% cotton / 50% polyester)

• Minimal design with maximum attitude

• The kind of honesty you can wear every day

Perfect for running errands, avoiding conversations, or serving unbothered beauty from the couch.

Pretty. Petty. Perfectly preserved.
Because smiling gives you wrinkles — but RBF keeps you gorgeous.